🧐 Q: What is a “Sex Quilt”?
💦 A: It’s a multi-layered absorbant textile and art object you fuck on top of. They absorb liquids and keep them from soiling your sheets. Throwing a blanket in the wash is a lot easier than stripping your bed or dealing with a squirt soaked mattress when you’re ready to cuddle and snooze.
🧐 Q: Does it absorb more than..cum?
💦 A: Yeah, girl. The absorbant core does not discriminate. Pee, cum, squirt, blood, spit, juice, oat milk, sweat...whatever you’re spilling, it’s absorbing!
🧐 Q: Do you sell these online?
💦 A: I’m trying! It’s a lot more simple to sell irl, especially for implementing sliding scale pricing. When I have extra stock I am going to be selling them through instagram stories. Follow the account to stay abreast!
🧐 Q: Do you do custom sizing and colors?
💦 A: Oh yes. Email me to consult and we’ll get the ball rolling hogneck123@gmail.com
💦 A: It’s a multi-layered absorbant textile and art object you fuck on top of. They absorb liquids and keep them from soiling your sheets. Throwing a blanket in the wash is a lot easier than stripping your bed or dealing with a squirt soaked mattress when you’re ready to cuddle and snooze.
🧐 Q: Does it absorb more than..cum?
💦 A: Yeah, girl. The absorbant core does not discriminate. Pee, cum, squirt, blood, spit, juice, oat milk, sweat...whatever you’re spilling, it’s absorbing!
🧐 Q: Do you sell these online?
💦 A: I’m trying! It’s a lot more simple to sell irl, especially for implementing sliding scale pricing. When I have extra stock I am going to be selling them through instagram stories. Follow the account to stay abreast!
🧐 Q: Do you do custom sizing and colors?
💦 A: Oh yes. Email me to consult and we’ll get the ball rolling hogneck123@gmail.com
🧐 Q: Who’s making these quilts?
💦 A: [Name Redacted] a tall, strapping trans artist in Baltimore, Maryland with help and support from their polycule. Isn’t the mystery alluring? Cum to a vending event irl and meet me for yourself.
🧐 Q: What are the materials?
💦 A: All fabrics used are sourced from a textile mill just under 300 miles away from my studio in Baltimore. The graphic below explains more, this is truly what makes the quilts better than other sex blankets on the market.
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💦 A: [Name Redacted] a tall, strapping trans artist in Baltimore, Maryland with help and support from their polycule. Isn’t the mystery alluring? Cum to a vending event irl and meet me for yourself.
🧐 Q: What are the materials?
💦 A: All fabrics used are sourced from a textile mill just under 300 miles away from my studio in Baltimore. The graphic below explains more, this is truly what makes the quilts better than other sex blankets on the market.
